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help get uncle terry
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ID: 00128395 12.24.25
about my Uncle Terry
Uncle Terry is a gentle giant. He's a total chiller and very sweet to me. Gretchen tells everyone he is dangerous but Gretchen also has been having an extramarital affair for the past 6 years, so you can't exactly trust that fake news garbage she spews. Terry is currently being held against his will for a simple misunderstanding that I'm sure he gave clear warning signs beforehand. My sweet Terry CANNOT stand being behind those Brooklyn County Jail bars. He hates them! His social circle from his last sentence have all expired, he only has me to talk to on Tuesdays. Please release Uncle Terry so i can be with him every day again. I don't know how to cook food on my own and I'm afraid of the gas stove.
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