SEE ALL TERMS AND CONDITIONS: TERMS AND CONDITIONS Last Updated: January 9, 2026 Please read these Terms and Conditions ("Terms") carefully before using the freeuncleterry.com 1. ACCEPTANCE OF TERMS By accessing or using the Service, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you disagree with any part of the terms, you may not access the Service. 2. SATIRE AND ENTERTAINMENT DISCLOSURE Freeuncleterry.com is a satirical art and entertainment project. * Fictional Narrative: The character "Uncle Terry," the narrative of his incarceration, are entirely fictional and created for comedic and entertainment purposes. Funding Disclaimer: Any references to "Bail Money," "Emergency Bail Funds," or "Legal Defense Funds" are part of this fictional narrative. No funds collected through the sale of merchandise are actually transmitted to any court system, jail, or legal entity. * Proceeds: All revenue generated from the sale of merchandise is treated as standard commercial profit for the sale of apparel and goods and is used at the sole discretion of the site owners. 3. MERCHANDISE AND SALES No Legal Service: The purchase of merchandise (t-shirts, stickers, etc.) constitutes a retail transaction for physical goods only. It does not establish a legal relationship or a contribution to a charitable cause. All Sales Final: Due to the nature of our limited-edition production runs, all sales are final. We do not offer refunds or exchanges unless the product is arrived damaged. Shipping: We are not responsible for delays caused by the carrier. 4. USER CONDUCT Users agree not to use the Service for any unlawful purpose. While the site promotes a "Free Uncle Terry" campaign, this is not an endorsement of actual criminal activity or interference with the judicial system. 5. INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY The Service and its original content, including the "Uncle Terry" hand-drawn graphic and site copy, are the exclusive property of freeuncleterry.com and are protected by copyright and trademark laws. 6. LIMITATION OF LIABILITY In no event shall freeuncleterry.com be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, including without limitation, loss of profits, data, or starvation resulting from the user's inability to operate a gas stove. 7. GOVERNING LAW These Terms shall be governed and construed in accordance with the laws of the United States, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. RETURN AND REFUND POLICY Last Updated: January 9, 2026 Please note that while the narrative of this website is satirical in nature, all merchandise transactions are real commercial exchanges. 1. RETURNS To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it: unworn or unused, with tags (if applicable), and in its original packaging. You will also need the receipt or proof of purchase. Return Window: You have thirty (10) days from the date of delivery to return an item. Return Shipping: Customers are responsible for paying for their own shipping costs for returning items. Shipping costs are non-refundable. 2. REFUNDS Once we receive and inspect your return, we will notify you of the approval or rejection of your refund. Approval: If approved, your refund will be processed, and a credit will automatically be applied to your original method of payment within 7–10 business days. Narrative Disclaimer: As specified in our Terms and Conditions, your purchase is a commercial transaction for physical goods. No "bail funds" or "legal fees" are collected; therefore, refunds are processed as standard retail returns of the purchase price. 3. DAMAGED OR DEFECTIVE ITEMS Please inspect your order upon reception and contact us immediately if the item is defective or damaged, or if you receive the wrong item. In the event of a manufacturing defect, we will provide a replacement at no additional cost to the customer. Please provide photographic evidence of the defect when contacting our support team. 4. EXCHANGES Due to the limited nature of our production runs, we do not offer direct exchanges. If you require a different size or color, the fastest way to ensure you get what you want is to return the item you have and, once the return is accepted, make a separate purchase for the new item. 5. FINAL SALE ITEMS Certain items may be marked as "Final Sale" on the product page. These items are not eligible for return or refund unless they arrive damaged or defective. 6. CONTACT INFORMATION For any questions regarding your return or to initiate a return request, please contact us at: freeuncleterry@gmail.com